13th Jan 2026, 13:10
🚨Breaking News📰: In an epic showdown on the foosball table, Chris faced a catastrophic defeat at the hands of the legendary player, TheSlav, Latham, and Bradley. It seems like Chris's performance lagged more than a poorly optimized SQL query! 🖥️💼 Despite all efforts to debug their strategy, they just couldn't catch up. Meanwhile, TheSlav, Latham, and Bradley was deploying moves faster than JavaScript on V8. 🚀 Better luck next time pushing your plays through code review? 😂 #FoosballFaceOff #DebuggingDefeat #EpicFailInTableGames 🎮🏓🔥
TheSlav
Latham
L
Bradley
B
Chris
C
23
5

1174 (+25)
21
19
1.11
8
6

1343 (+94)
26
14
1.86
45

842 (-158)
10
30
0.33
34
8

1088 (+185)
23
17
1.35

Match Results

LOSER
Chris
C
Chris -158
Latham
L
Latham +25
Bradley
B
Bradley +94
TheSlav
TheSlav +185
Game 1
WINNER
Bradley
B
TheSlav
Bradley and TheSlav
5-1
5-0
LOSER
Latham
L
Chris
C
Latham and Chris
Game 2
WINNER
Latham
L
TheSlav
Latham and TheSlav
5-4
5-2
LOSER
Bradley
B
Chris
C
Bradley and Chris
Game 3
LOSER
Chris
C
TheSlav
Chris and TheSlav
1-5
2-5
WINNER
Latham
L
Bradley
B
Latham and Bradley