21st Jan 2026, 10:38
Breaking news from the developer's break room: Chris got utterly debugged and found numerous null pointers today as they faced off alone against the unbeatable trio, TheSlav, SomeJuan, and ExtraJordinary. It seems that someone forgot to update their strategy method. Better check those error logs, Chris, because you couldn't handle these gigabyte-sized moves! Talk about a buffer overflow in your tactics - may need a patch before next match! #FoosballFiasco #DebuggingDefeat #CompileErrors 😜🎮💻
TheSlav
SomeJuan
Chris
C
ExtraJordinary
E
54
1

790 (-52)
12
29
0.41
35

1162 (+4)
20
21
0.95
17
1

1348 (+7)
25
16
1.56
40
8

1101 (+106)
25
16
1.56

Match Results

LOSER
Chris
C
Chris -52
TheSlav
TheSlav +4
SomeJuan
SomeJuan +7
ExtraJordinary
E
ExtraJordinary +106
Game 1
WINNER
TheSlav
ExtraJordinary
E
TheSlav and ExtraJordinary
5-2
5-4
LOSER
Chris
C
SomeJuan
Chris and SomeJuan
Game 2
WINNER
TheSlav
SomeJuan
TheSlav and SomeJuan
4-5
5-0
LOSER
Chris
C
ExtraJordinary
E
Chris and ExtraJordinary
Game 3
LOSER
Chris
C
TheSlav
Chris and TheSlav
0-5
1-5
WINNER
SomeJuan
ExtraJordinary
E
SomeJuan and ExtraJordinary