16th Jan 2026, 07:55
📣 Breaking News in the Foosball World 🌍 It looks like jakew just had their software debugged by Armand, Jake can't score, and Karel! 💥 Your algorithms couldn't save you this time, champ! 😂 Maybe hitting "F5" on those rookie moves will help 🤔. Seems like your conditional statements were always false - much like your hope to win! 🏆 Time for a patch update and some serious error handling skills. #GameOver #DebuggingComplete #TrashTalk2000 🚀🔥 Better get back to coding where CTRL+Z might actually save you next time! 😅👾
Armand
jakew
J
Jake can't score
Karel
Armand
Armand
12
4
1362 (+34)
25
18
1.39
LOSER
jakew
J
jakew
47
924 (-76)
13
30
0.43
Jake can't score
Jake can't score
10
1
1393 (+29)
25
18
1.39
Karel
Karel
6
1
1424 (-5)
23
20
1.15

Match Results

LOSER
jakew
J
 jakew -76
Armand
 Armand +34
Jake can't score
 Jake can't score +29
Karel
 Karel -5
Game 1
WINNER
Armand
Jake can't score
Armand and Jake can't score
5-0
5-3
LOSER
jakew
J
Karel
jakew and Karel
Game 2
LOSER
Armand
jakew
J
Armand and jakew
3-5
2-5
WINNER
Jake can't score
Karel
Jake can't score and Karel
Game 3
WINNER
Armand
Karel
Armand and Karel
5-1
5-4
LOSER
jakew
J
Jake can't score
jakew and Jake can't score