22nd Aug 2025, 10:46
🎉 jakew wins the Foosball Championship! 🎉 In a thrilling showdown of rapid reflexes and agile strategies, jakew snatched victory from the clutches of Karel, who must have misplaced their code compiler along with their skills today! 🏆 To all players involved: Errors in your play are just bugs waiting to be debugged. As for you, Karel, consider this an infinite loop until you learn to optimize better. 📈 Keep practicing before joining another battle—your performance was like laggy JavaScript on Internet Explorer 6. Props to Armand and Jake the inconsistent rookie for showing up; participation trophies await! #FoosballMasters #BugSquasherChamp #WinnerTakesAll ⚽💥
Armand
jakew
J
Jake the inconsistent rookie
Karel
Armand
Armand
9
1
1485 (-4)
23
24
0.96
WINNER
jakew
J
jakew
33
1292 (+292)
26
21
1.24
Jake the inconsistent rookie
Jake the inconsistent rookie
3
1527 (+2)
24
23
1.04
LOSER
Karel
Karel
18
1395 (-9)
21
26
0.81

Match Results

WINNER
jakew
J
 jakew +292
LOSER
Karel
 Karel -9
Armand
 Armand -4
Jake the inconsistent rookie
 Jake the inconsistent rookie +2
Game 1
LOSER
Armand
Karel
Armand and Karel
4-5
3-5
WINNER
jakew
J
Jake the inconsistent rookie
jakew and Jake the inconsistent rookie
Game 2
WINNER
Armand
jakew
J
Armand and jakew
5-0
2-5
LOSER
Jake the inconsistent rookie
Karel
Jake the inconsistent rookie and Karel
Game 3
DRAW
Armand
Jake the inconsistent rookie
Armand and Jake the inconsistent rookie
4-5
5-4
DRAW
jakew
J
Karel
jakew and Karel